Divine Lunacy

I just wrote ten MySQL queries, and didn’t bother to proofread them. They ran on the first try. Perfectly, as in without error…

I knew you were smart, said Mrs. Drouin while she was returning my test.
Greg [Thinking] “heh. I still haven’t read the epic of Gilgamesh. In fact, I didn’t read any of the reading you assinged.”
Greg [Speaking] “Well, there was only one french word in the word bank.”

And this, folks, is how we slide by without doing homework…

I’ve taken to posting little thoughts as they come to mind… Don’t mind me if I come off as insane… I really am insane.

Puddle boy, as he is now being called really needs to learn when to give up, and when to shut-up. He really is quite relentless.

I was browsing myspace, which is the root of all evil (along with livejournal and subway), when I saw a cool new person whom I recognized. Turns out he’s from Wisconsin. Go figure. (I still think I know him)

I stopped, switched to first, turned the four wheel drive on and gunned it. If you’re dumb enough to stand right next to a puddle that size, you don’t have the right to flick off the person who soaked you.

I had a dream Friday night… Matt Mullenweg, whom I have never met was there, and he was pushing a tractor trailor truck down a road (sideways.), while I just stood around and watched.

Here’s the slightly abridged version: There was the thing with the thing belonging to the little people, then the meeting with the larger people, the the show down between us and those other people. Then there was that thing involving marble, which was soon followed by the thing involving high speeds. After all of that, there was the thing involving the greenery and the dumpster diving.

Last week in English class, sara told me that she took me off her livejournal friends list because I never post. I was very taken aback at this, not only because she unfriended me, but also because all of my blog posts are also posted to my live journal. With the help of the live journal FAQ, I was able to fix this problem rather quickly. For some reason, my live journal synchronization plug-in was programmed to backdate every entry. (stupid me.) Now I am happy to say that my insanity-ridden posts will once again litter your livejournal friends page.

In an email from my dad:

Greg,
The DMV computer system (sure, blame the software, not the people who wrote it) will not allow them to issue anything but a provisional license before the 18th birthday. If you go back on Oct 4th or later, you can exchange it for a full license with no charge$. The person I spoke to suggested going to RI Mall around 7 - 7:30 pm just before they close to avoid lines.