Divine Lunacy

Bashful would do anything to get his hands on this will. Too bad he’ll never think to look here. (He might stumble upon it, but I’m sure he won’t actually look here.)

I, Greg Bowser, willingly bequeath to Daniel “Bashful” Ketcham, two-thirds of my leet-ness; to Christopher “Fairy” Bailey-Gates, The Official SAT Study Guide; to the aforementioned Dwarf and Fairy, a 250-page technical manual and free technical support for two years; to Kayla Faith Caron, my position as Prime Minister of the Mike Empire and protection in the upcoming merger; and to each of the aforementioned heirs, the infinite wisdom of Robert Frost: stay gold.

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