Divine Lunacy

Two weeks ago: God, have mercy upon me. Just let it end already. I hate school.
Now: OMG, I’m leaving. How sad. :’(… OMG, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Here is the official count:

Bashful would do anything to get his hands on this will. Too bad he’ll never think to look here. (He might stumble upon it, but I’m sure he won’t actually look here.)

I, Greg Bowser, willingly bequeath to Daniel “Bashful” Ketcham, two-thirds of my leet-ness; to Christopher “Fairy” Bailey-Gates, The Official SAT Study Guide; to the aforementioned Dwarf and Fairy, a 250-page technical manual and free technical support for two years; to Kayla Faith Caron, my position as Prime Minister of the Mike Empire and protection in the upcoming merger; and to each of the aforementioned heirs, the infinite wisdom of Robert Frost: stay gold.

1. I was trying to put a quiet ban on an IRC user today, but I accidnentally typed /mode #divinelunacy +b ~q: *!sticks1988!@*. The space between the : and the* caused the server to interpret it as a ban on *!*@*, which is everyone in the channel. When I tried to correct myself, I ended up tying /mode #divinelunacy +b ~q*!sticks1988!@*. (I think that’s what I typed anyway…) The server interpreted that as #divinelunacy +b ~q:*!*icks1988!@*. I just gave up after that. (I meant /mode #divinelunacy +b ~q:*!sticks1988@*.)
2. I wanted to add 200 rows to the Mafia Returns database… I have my reasons… I typed something to the effect of
   
   
<?php
include 'includes/db.php';
for ($i = 1; $i <= 300;)
//mysql insert query here.
?>

   OOps… An infinite loop. It added 30 MB of data to the database and caused 25 minutes of downtime. Oops.