Divine Lunacy

Everyone even remotely cool needs a list of the top x things they hate, right? Well, here you go. Enjoy. (in no order)

• People who think they can leave class after 15 minutes of the teacher not being there. You’re morons, even though some of you are my friends. Please exercise common sense before spreading your stupidity. If you lack common sense, read the student handbook. If you lack that, or you’re just too stupid, please remove yourself from the gene pool immediately. Now suppose you do leave class. Congratulations. You’re now out of area.
• People who respond “That’s nice” when they don’t really have a comment. I really don’t care if you don’t care. Just say: “/*No comment*/”
• People who spread aim viruses. Are you people link whores or something? Must you click on every link you receive? Did you ever, for one second, think that it might be smart to find out where the link goes and what it does, before clicking???
• People who think ‘lol’ is synonymous with ‘okay’, and people who over use ‘lol’ in general.
• Skinny people who laugh their fat asses off…
• People who come into the projection room and think they own the place. You own nothing. You are a pathetic life-form; please spare me the trouble of being within 10 feet of you.
• People who decide that they are going out to dinner with their boyfriends instead of going out to eat for their brother’s birthday, thus causing the birthday dinner to be postponed.
• People who don’t like any of the following: The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pure Imagination, or Aladdin.
• Microsoft. (needed to make sure the list included at least one thing.)
• People who are ignorant enough to make the following elementary mistakes in grammar and convention:
  1. They’re, there, their
  2. your, you’re.
  3. to, too, two
  4. Fewer, less
  5. much, many
  6. further and farther (Ryan’s pet peeve)
  7. I didn’t have breakfast this morning I think this is a run on sentence In order to make a run on sentence I actually had to go back and delete the punctuation ( thanks for the idea mike [there should most definitely be a comma after mike ;))
  8. Good, well. Well is an adverb, people. Get it right. By doing good, you are, in my eyes, doing poorly.
  9. I don’t not hate double negatives.
• “People who double nest “quotes” It’s a bad programming practice, and it won’t compile anyway…”
• Phones
• (People who don’t properly nest parenthetical comments. [as opposed to properly nesting, like this. {I don’t really hate those people. I do it all the time.}])
• Post Secondary Planning
• People or services that fail to use HTML lists when appropriate, especially quizzes.
• Live Journal.
• People who waste ten minutes thinking of more things to hate.

It is quite probable that some items on my list may apply to you. Fear not, for if you are lucky, you are blessed with a level of coolness high enough to outweigh everything about you I hate. Also, note that I don’t really hate the persons described above. Those things just annoy me. And finally, people who improperly nest HTML tags.

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