Divine Lunacy

If you read my away message on Sunday, which I suppose you probably would have out of shock, you probably know that I was off Biking. My family decided to go to some bike trail around Providence. I don’t really know where we were… I just biked… Anyway, The trip was supposed to be about 30 miles, but I doubled back so frequently to allow the rest of the family to catch up that I ended up doing 51.55 miles in 2 hours and something minutes for an average speed of 18.4 Miles per hour. ( I guess it would have to be about 48 minutes. ) My doubling back caused me to pass some people up to five times. Thankfully, I went the whole day without being passed, even by the biker dudes(I passed them…). Had they passed me, I would have become angered and forced myself to go faster than the normal 21 mph. I then would have over exerted myself and died… You know, I have a thing about that… All of the hardcore cyclists have the tight pants, shirts and biking gloves. That biking attire screams “Hey sucker, I’m faster than you, piss off!”, yet I was faster than them… this angers me as well. They really need to live up to the reputation of their clothes. I think I’m ranting now. I’ll stop.

We stopped at that Greenville shopping center thing on the way home. I bought graph paper and a new router at Staples, and a HUGE caribiner (lager than my other huge one.). We also stopped at Radio Shack, where I had hoped to avoid being attacked by the evil vulture-like employees. DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP?!? Anyway, by the time I was attacked, I was already on my way to the registers. I thought I was free at that point, but I guess I was wrong. The vulture asked me if I have a cellphone. I said no. He said why. I said that I despise phones. Hiss boss said “Maybe phones don’t like you.” I said “Maybe they don’t…” Then I left!!! I still haven’t gotten around to debricking the router :’(. I bricked and debricked the new router all within five minutes. All hail boot_wait.

This entry was posted on Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 2328:52 and is filed under Rants, Thoughts, General. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.