Contact
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this, and I’ve finally come up with a fun way of contacting me. First, if you’ve tried, and failed to obtain my email address, you don’t deserve to talk to me. I have made absolutely no effort to conceal my email address, so if you haven’t been able to find it, you really are a pathetic lifeform.
For those of you who already know my email address, are too lazy to find it, or aren’t worthy, but are determined to contact me: In my spare time one day, I came up with a simple algorithm to encipher my email address. I then created a php function to model this algorithm and made an inverse function. The enciphered form of my email address is: thdcbhvjlvrtzsmitorhvqa and is of the form: somethingatsomedomaindotsuffix. The algorithm is definitely not linear, so don’t even bother trying anything of the form: y=mx+b. Anybody wanting hints can email me…
August 8th, 2005 at 2209:21
First one to comment!
I feel special.
The math problem is an interesting approach, but I don’t think many people (especially us “freshmen”) will be able to solve it.
Of course, this is something normal we would expect from you.
SPARKILY PENS KICK ASS, no matter what you say.
August 22nd, 2005 at 1432:32
you scare me. i’ll stick to aim.
February 28th, 2006 at 1521:11
Pfft. That was easy, it obviously is (insert address here) I got it, so its not impossible…
March 2nd, 2006 at 2237:07
You totally didn’t get it