The Devil has spoken.

Pinch me…I have just “heard” cussing such as I have never heard it before. Such awful, Grisly statements tearing at the very substance of my being…here is the conversation:

Tim: i was using mozilla firefox and avant browser…
Tim: i thought i deleted explorer
Tim: all set
<anti -firefox> dude that bad
Tim: no
Tim: that good
<anti -firefox> mozilla is a hacker network
<anti -firefox> and a spam net.
<anti -firefox> you cant do shit wit mozilla
Me: ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tim: ya
Me: : How Much Pot is he smoking??@!?@?@?@!?!@?%^*@%#??*^$%?&?%$
Me: Where does he live? Where can I buy a shotgun?
Tim: lol
<anti -firefox> oh he greg no see i dont like mozilla cause you cant use flash and macromedia on some websites.

Let Death Come quickly and Smite me! Such a vulgar display of utter ignorance as I have never before seen!!! ‘Tis unreal! ‘Tis untrue! I am not even going to bother to give reasons or counter any of those arguments right now. JUST USE FIREFOX!!! It is standards compliant! It displays Flash fine, and as far as java goes, you can just install Java by Sun Micro Systems (hehe…better than the microshit Java VM anyway…). In the name of linus, the almighty. I use Firefox everyday for like everything. Did I mention all the Flash and Java stuff I surf? Did I mention that I have all this going for me on my linux box, which is all I use? Well, now I have mentioned that. And if it works fine for me in linux, then there is no excuse for not using it in windows, or any other OS at that.

3 Responses to “The Devil has spoken.”

  1. josh groleau (9th grader nobody cares about Says:

    FIREFOX RULES

    “Surf the internet with a condom on.”
    -greg

    it’s so cool..you can theme it..annd extentions and it PLAYS FLASH!!!!!!

  2. Kris Says:

    Terrible! I am visiting your website for the first time and I support your Firefox crusade.

    Let us take up swords and water balloons and convert the Microsoft-minded masses!

  3. Joe Says:

    KILL THE MORON! He is an ignorant person. He has not seen the light! We shall convert him!!

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