Divine Lunacy

Just a quick post on my coffee purchasing theories….

Ever notice what happens if you walk into dunkin donuts and order a “medium coffee”? Well, all of a sudden, your “medium coffee” has cream and sugar in it!!! Depending on the season, your “medium coffee” will either be iced or hot….By default. on july 14^th you order a “medium coffee” and you get iced coffee with cream and sugar. You neither ordered cream, sugar, nor ice!!!!

My Theory:
When ordering a coffee, it should be universely understood that you start with a small black coffee. You have to build your way up from there. If you want ice, add ice; If you want large, enlarge; If you want cream and sugar, ADD THEM!!!! START WITH NOTHING AND BUILD UP!!! If you want to order coffee with just the word coffee then you should get what you deserver—A SMALL BLACK ONE!

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